User:ApeKattQuest, MonkeyPython/aprilsnarr/22

another year another update
just as many of you have noticed that a lot of people have written a lot about these coins/tokens /things, and a lot of people are trying to get you to invest in exactly *their* thing, but should you? no.

not until now! because.

nft's

introducing the new coin!
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roll coin

this coin is legit guys! it'll never give you up
Nor will it let you down when stakes are high
All the other nft's run around and try to be cool and stuff, but this coin will never desert you
All the various things you read about nft's a will make you cry, and will make you want to say goodbye to your fortune, but not this coin!
And honestly I won't tell a lie, because that shit will hurt you.

so what are nfts? basically they are non-fungible tokens, sp tokens that are not fungible. so you can't fungibale [sic] them. also there is something about furi-kuri, anyway to learnmore click here [link to a video where someone is singing the funiculi-funicula song ])

[a fungi-ble token]

and for the frencies:

in french: poisson d'april (april fish) is a rare breed of fish that only comes swimming (flying) this time of year, this fish isn't poisonous, but can be found hiding out in the strangest of places, such as jackets, cd's bookmarks and in your money, if you see april fish hiding in your jacket pocket know that someone has come and poisson'd you (or make a better french pun), but that's ok! you can just poisson'dem back!

anyway, you might be wondering what fish has to do with non-🍄-ble coins, well that's where it comes in: this is how you mine the rollcoin!
yes! by collecting paperfish you can now obtain wast amounts of this exiting new totally-not-a-scam coin!
you do that by exchanging fish for coin!, or something, I don't actually know how nft's work ,but then again noone does!!

so as you see these tokens are non fungible not non fishable! :D

Were should you fish for? All over, today go out and paste paper fish on everything including animals. you too will be able to put fish tokens in circulation!
soon fishtokens can be mined from your pockets, bags, doors and behind ears!

to turn in fishtokens for rollcoins all you ahve to do is go to this link [link to a rickroll,obvs]

happy fishing!

just kidding guys, we all know nft's are the cause of the headaches of mayhem