User:ApeKattQuest, MonkeyPython/aprilsnarr/22

another year another update just as many of you have noticed that a lot of people have blah blah

nft's

introducing the new coin! roll coin [alt text: nft's are dumb, ya'll!] this coin is legit guys! it'll never give you up Nor will it let you down when stakes are high All the other nft's run around and try to be cool and stuff, but this coin will never desert you All the various things you read about nft's a will make you cry, and will make you want to say goodbye to your fortune, but not this coin! And honestly I won't tell a lie, because that shit will hurt you.

picture of mushroom [a fungi-ble token]

and for the frencies: picture of flying fish [alt text: flying text, erh I mean fish]

in french: poisson d'april (april fish) is a rare breed of fish that only comes swimming (flying) this time of year, this fish isn't poisonous, but can be found hiding out in the strangest of places, such as jackets, cd's bookmarks and in your money, if you see april fish hiding in your jacket pocket know that someone has come and poisson'd you (or make a better french pun)

anyway, blah blah blah

just kidding guys, we all know nft's are the cause of the headaches of mayhem